How much English can you speak?
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
中文翻譯
"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。而且，他只會(huì)說幾個(gè)英語單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問道："你會(huì)說多少英文？"
被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我！"
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