爆笑英語幽默笑話精選22： An Entrance Examination入學(xué)考試（英漢雙語笑話）
22.An Entrance Examination
22.入學(xué)考試
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music，the teacher asked one of the boys，"What is the most important physiological quality of a musician”
在一次音樂學(xué)院的入學(xué)考試中，老師問一位應(yīng)試的小伙子:“音樂家最重要的生理素質(zhì)是什么?”
"To be deaf，”replied the boy.
“耳聾。”小伙子回答說。
"Nonsense”said the teacher angrily
“胡說!”老師憤怒地說。
"Why, sirs Don't you know that the most famous musician Beethoven was deaf?”the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
“怎么了，先生!您難道連鼎鼎大名的音樂家貝多芬是個(gè)聾子都不知道嗎?”小伙子輕蔑地反問道。
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