英漢雙語笑話習題簿2011.5.28

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   A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
   Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
   The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

　　一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金發女郎正走在公園里。
　　突然，黑人女人發現了一只死去的小鳥。“哦！看這只死去的小鳥。”她悲傷地說。
　　金發女郎停下了腳步，她抬頭望著天空，問道：“哪，在那？”哈哈，你看見了嗎？答案：在地上不在天上!!!!

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