我忘了那人是誰
A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case: "Dear Miss Smith, perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night, and I do not now recall whether you said yes, or no."
"Dear George, I remember I said no to someone last night, but I had forgotten who it was."
我忘了那人是誰
一個(gè)社交界的青年給一位年輕女士挖苦地寫道：“親愛的史密斯小姐，您也許記得我昨晚向您求婚，但我現(xiàn)在記不起您到底是答應(yīng)了還是沒答應(yīng)?！?
“親愛的喬治，我記得昨晚是對(duì)一個(gè)人說了‘不’，但忘了那人是誰?！?
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