欺騙的代價

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　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

　　Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

　　Johnson: "But I want you to."

　　Wife: "But why?"

　　Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

　　譯文：

　　老農約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死后，我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯。”

　　妻子說：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁給任何人。”

　　約翰遜：“但我希望你這么做。”

　　妻子：“為什么？”

　　約翰遜：“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”

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