Hoping to excite student
New Year Resolution新年新決心
Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young teacher stopped by, looked at them for a few minutes, then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in, she stormed, "My resolution isn't posted - and mine was one of the first ones in！" I couldn't help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in rearch of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers, I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me. "
為了激起學(xué)生對(duì)我們閱覽中心的興趣，我請(qǐng)每位老師在一張?zhí)刂频谋砀裆蠈懸黄履隂Q心書給我。我把決心書張貼在閱覽中心的布告牌上之后，一位年輕老師停下來(lái)看了幾分鐘，便走開(kāi)了。她越過(guò)兩位老師闖了進(jìn)來(lái)，大發(fā)雷霆地說(shuō):“我的決心書竟然沒(méi)有貼出來(lái)－而我的是第一批交上來(lái)的。”我在旁邊聽(tīng)到了，被她氣勢(shì)洶洶的樣子嚇壞了，我趕緊跑回辦公室去找那份放錯(cuò)了地方的決心書，飛快瀏覽了幾疊紙之后，我打開(kāi)了她的那份，上面寫著:“我決心不再為一些小事而煩惱。”
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