Hoping to excite student
New Year Resolution新年新決心
Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young teacher stopped by, looked at them for a few minutes, then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in, she stormed, "My resolution isn't posted - and mine was one of the first ones in！" I couldn't help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in rearch of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers, I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me. "
為了激起學生對我們閱覽中心的興趣，我請每位老師在一張特制的表格上寫一篇新年決心書給我。我把決心書張貼在閱覽中心的布告牌上之后，一位年輕老師停下來看了幾分鐘，便走開了。她越過兩位老師闖了進來，大發雷霆地說:“我的決心書竟然沒有貼出來－而我的是第一批交上來的?！蔽以谂赃吢牭搅耍凰龤鈩輿皼暗臉幼訃槈牧耍亿s緊跑回辦公室去找那份放錯了地方的決心書，飛快瀏覽了幾疊紙之后，我打開了她的那份，上面寫著:“我決心不再為一些小事而煩惱。”
幽默 笑話
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