Two Brothers
Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother.
"You ask her," said Paul, age ten.
"No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."
兩兄弟
兩個小男孩想找他們的母親幫忙。
“你去找她。”十歲的保羅說。
“不,”九歲的羅伊說,“你去,你比我更早認識她。”
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