你沒(méi)忘了你欠我的帳吧？
You Are Not Forgetting My Bill, Are You?
The successful man was lecturing to an admiring audi ence．
"I must say," he concluded,"that I owe everything I have to my wife．"
"Hey," shouted a tradesman at the back of the hall,"you're not forgetting my bill, are you?"
你沒(méi)忘了你欠我的帳吧？
一個(gè)成功人士正在對(duì)一個(gè)崇拜他的觀眾講話：
“我應(yīng)該說(shuō)，”他總結(jié)說(shuō)：“我的一切成就都?xì)w功于我的妻子。”
“嗨，”大廳后面的一個(gè)商人大喊起來(lái)：“你沒(méi)忘了你欠我的帳吧？”
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