知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇32：Is she pregnant? 她懷孕了嗎（中英+）
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the new doctors ...
有個婦女去看病，為她診治的是一名年輕的醫生。
but after 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
檢查進行了大約四分鐘，她哭著跑了出去，在走廊里面一邊跑一邊大叫著。
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
一位老醫生攔住了她，問她發生了什么事，婦女告訴了他事情的經過。
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
聽她說完，老醫生讓她坐在另一間屋子里放松一下，
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you?
他自己穿過走廊來到新醫生的辦公室：“你是怎么搞的？
Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
特里太太今年63歲，她的四個孩子都成年了，還有7個孫子孫女，可是你居然對她說她懷孕了？”
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
新醫生繼續做著他的紀錄，眼皮都沒抬一下：“她現在還打嗝嗎？”
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