一個好一點兒的男人

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A Better Man

What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak．
"Mary， you ought to have married a better man."
"John， I did．"

一個好一點兒的男人

一個何等沮喪的情景：空蕩蕩的屋子，臟兮兮的孩子，精疲力竭逆來順受的妻子，自甘墮落的丈夫，還十分虛弱。
“瑪麗，你真該和一個好點兒的男人結婚。”
“約翰，我是這么做了。”

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