雙語爆笑 男孩想吃餅干
A boy had eaten a lot of cookies, but he wanted more.
一個男孩吃了很多餅干,但還想吃。
His father said to him, "Don't eat any more, or your stomach will explode."
他的父親對他說:“不要再吃了,不然你的肚子就會爆炸。”
The boy said, "Never mind. When I'm eating once again, you can stand aside."
男孩說:“不要緊。我再吃時,你可以躲開。”
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