英漢幽默故事選讀【21】
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
（1） poisonous adj.有毒的
（2） Cause I've just bitten my tongue因為我剛咬了自己的舌頭。句中Cause是Because的縮略形式。
Exercises:
根據短文回答下列問題：
① The young snake was a female .
② The mother snake was puzzled by the young snake's question.
③ The young snake had just eaten something poisonous.
④ The young snake was going to die.
⑤ The young snake was worried about his survival because he thought his own blood would kill him.
我剛咬破自己的舌頭
“我們有毒嗎？”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。
“是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個干什么？”
“因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”
練習參考答案：
①F②T③F④F⑤T
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