Elderly Joke(47)
There was a young woman who was very much interested in marrying this wealthy Old gentleman. After he proposed，she suggested，“we might even have some children！”
The old gentleman replied，“Oh，no，my parents won‘t let me.”
“What do you mean？”asked the young woman“Who are your parents？”He replied，“Mother Nature and Father time.”
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