湯姆上學(xué)遲到的原因--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
teacher: tom, why are you late for school every day?
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到？
tom: every time i come to the corner, a sign says, school-go slow.
湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著：學(xué)校----慢行。
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