雙語 笑話 Are Flies Yummy?
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”
Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.”
But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.” 托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
突然，托尼問他的爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎？”
爸爸皺眉說：“我想不好吃。你怎么會(huì)問這個(gè)問題？這可是一個(gè)愚蠢的問題。”
可是托尼說：“剛才你盤子里有一只蒼蠅。”練習(xí)：
哈哈，你發(fā)現(xiàn)了么？
答案：
快到午餐時(shí)間了，仔細(xì)檢查吧哈哈~O(∩_∩)O~
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