雙語 笑話 Count Tomorrow Morning
It’s a right. John is looking at the sky.
Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”
John says, “I’m counting stars.”
Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”
明天早上數(shù)
這是一個(gè)晚上。約翰抬頭看著天空。
湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問約翰：“你在干什么？”
約翰說：“我在數(shù)星星。”
湯姆笑著說：“現(xiàn)在天空太黑了。你為什么不等到明天早上再數(shù)呢？”練習(xí)：
早上數(shù)什么？
答案：
太陽，偶爾還有月亮!clafouti提示：下玄月總是出現(xiàn)在下半月的下半夜和上午哦，想要白天數(shù)月亮的同學(xué)可不要錯(cuò)過~O(∩_∩)O~!
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