雙語 笑話 十塊糖
Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”
“Ten.” Jim says.
“Then,” Mother asks.
“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”
媽媽問兒子：“吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖？”
“10塊?！奔氛f。
“10塊？”媽媽問。
“是的，媽媽。因為4塊在我的肚子里面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不對嗎？”練習(xí)：
你覺得是十塊么？
答案：
應(yīng)該被消化了呢!
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