Brotherly love 兄弟般的關愛
Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?
Cassandra: Brotherly love?
老師:Cassandra,如果我看見有人在毆打一頭驢,我制止了他,我顯示出了什么美德?
Cassabdra:兄弟般的關愛?
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