一個淘氣的小男孩約翰尼
一天，從學校回來的約翰尼看上去好像很傷心。于是媽媽問：“你怎么啦？”約翰尼從兜里掏出一張老師給的紙條，上面寫著：“約翰尼是個很淘氣的男孩，請您和他談談。”
“What did you do?”asked mother.
“你都做了些什么？”媽媽問。
“Nothing,”cried Johnny,”except(除了)that the teacher asked a question and I was the only one who could answer it.”
“沒做什么，”約翰尼哭著說，“就是老師問了個問題，而我是唯一能答上來的人。”
“Hum,what was the question?”hid mother asked.
“喔，什么問題？”媽媽問。
“Who put the edad mouse(老鼠)in my drawer(抽屜)?”answered Johnny.
“誰把死耗子放在我抽屜里的”約翰尼回答道。
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