雙語幽默：Wedding night
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Wedding night, husband deep feeling of say to the wife:"Dear of, I love you, I swear hereafter can't certainly do a sorry your business, if I do, certainly encountering for a day, the thunderclap splits, don't die a natural death!"Newly married but soon, the husband made a sorry cuckoldry matter.
On the first, the husband goes out by boat, being the ship drove up to ocean middle, suddenly strong breeze your work, seeing the ship will sink right away, at this time, the husband towards the sky to scold a way loudly"old day, whether you becomes blind or not, I do a sorry cuckoldry matter, you let I a person die like, why harm so many innocent peoples to also want to die."
At this time, hears spread a deep and low voice in out of the sky:"You think I am all dry all day long what, I am very not easy to wait until today just chase your se people concentrated together!"
新婚之夜，丈夫深情的對(duì)妻子說：“親愛的，我愛你，我發(fā)誓以后一定不會(huì)做出對(duì)不起你的事，要是我做了，定遭天打雷劈，不得好死！”可是新婚不久，丈夫就作出了對(duì)不起妻子的事。
一日，丈夫乘船外出，當(dāng)船駛到大海中間時(shí)，突然狂風(fēng)大作，眼看船馬上就要沉沒了，這時(shí)，丈夫大聲對(duì)著天空罵道“老天，你是不是瞎了眼了，我做了對(duì)不起妻子的事，你讓我一個(gè)人去死就好了，為什么害這么多無辜的人也要死啊。”
這時(shí)，只聽見半空中傳來一聲低沉的聲音：“你以為我整天都干什么啊，我好不容易等到今天才把你們這些人集中在一起來的！”
本文標(biāo)題：雙語幽默：Wedding night - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事On the first, the husband goes out by boat, being the ship drove up to ocean middle, suddenly strong breeze your work, seeing the ship will sink right away, at this time, the husband towards the sky to scold a way loudly"old day, whether you becomes blind or not, I do a sorry cuckoldry matter, you let I a person die like, why harm so many innocent peoples to also want to die."
At this time, hears spread a deep and low voice in out of the sky:"You think I am all dry all day long what, I am very not easy to wait until today just chase your se people concentrated together!"
新婚之夜，丈夫深情的對(duì)妻子說：“親愛的，我愛你，我發(fā)誓以后一定不會(huì)做出對(duì)不起你的事，要是我做了，定遭天打雷劈，不得好死！”可是新婚不久，丈夫就作出了對(duì)不起妻子的事。
一日，丈夫乘船外出，當(dāng)船駛到大海中間時(shí)，突然狂風(fēng)大作，眼看船馬上就要沉沒了，這時(shí)，丈夫大聲對(duì)著天空罵道“老天，你是不是瞎了眼了，我做了對(duì)不起妻子的事，你讓我一個(gè)人去死就好了，為什么害這么多無辜的人也要死啊。”
這時(shí)，只聽見半空中傳來一聲低沉的聲音：“你以為我整天都干什么啊，我好不容易等到今天才把你們這些人集中在一起來的！”
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