第1385期圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)小笑話：Limited Knowledge
外國(guó)媽媽都是這樣拿圣誕老人哄孩子的：你要乖哦，你不乖的話圣誕老人知道后就不會(huì)給你送禮物，你做得所有壞事圣誕老人都知道。不過(guò)今天，某個(gè)小孩將要醒悟了。
Limited Knowledge 圣誕老人知識(shí)有限
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "Don’t worry. Santa will never know." He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
平安夜那天，在我們分發(fā)餅干時(shí)，我一不小心掉了一塊到地上。“沒(méi)關(guān)系。”我一邊說(shuō)，一邊撿起來(lái)，并在放回盤(pán)子前撣掉了上面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我四歲大的孩子爭(zhēng)論道。“別擔(dān)心，圣誕老人不會(huì)知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“這就是說(shuō)他知道我有沒(méi)有做壞事，而他不知道餅干掉在地上過(guò)？”
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