第1385期圣誕節英語小笑話：Limited Knowledge
外國媽媽都是這樣拿圣誕老人哄孩子的：你要乖哦，你不乖的話圣誕老人知道后就不會給你送禮物，你做得所有壞事圣誕老人都知道。不過今天，某個小孩將要醒悟了。
Limited Knowledge 圣誕老人知識有限
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "Don’t worry. Santa will never know." He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
平安夜那天，在我們分發餅干時，我一不小心掉了一塊到地上。“沒關系。”我一邊說，一邊撿起來，并在放回盤子前撣掉了上面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我四歲大的孩子爭論道。“別擔心，圣誕老人不會知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“這就是說他知道我有沒有做壞事，而他不知道餅干掉在地上過？”
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