雙語(yǔ) 笑話 你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎？
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
Before I came out, said one, I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.
You don't know my work, said the other.
What is your work?
I'm a policeman.
Oh! cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, and do you know my work? No, said the policeman.
I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.
一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡衣就跑了出來(lái)。
兩個(gè)人站在外面，看著大火。
在我出來(lái)之前，其中一個(gè)說(shuō)，我跑進(jìn)一些房間，找到了一大筆錢(qián)。人在恐懼中是不會(huì)想到錢(qián)的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里，火就會(huì)把它燒成灰燼，所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了，沒(méi)有人會(huì)因?yàn)槲夷米咚鼈兌兊酶F。
你不知道我是干什么的，另一個(gè)說(shuō)。
你是干什么的？
我是警察。
噢！第一個(gè)人喊了一聲，他靈機(jī)一動(dòng)，說(shuō)：那你知道我是干什么的？不知道。警察說(shuō)。
我是個(gè)作家，我總是愛(ài)編一些從未發(fā)生過(guò)的故事。練習(xí)：
哈哈 火災(zāi)你最先想到什么呢？
答案：
肯定不能是別人家的東東啦，哈哈~O(∩_∩)O~
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