每日一笑(1.24)
A Good Guide
On a family vacation to San Francisco, we were charmed by the many attractions of the city. Not wanting to miss China town, we asked a young man how to get there. “First you go left at the next light,” he said. “Then you keep walking until you can’t read the signs.”
好導(dǎo)游
我家在舊金山度假時(shí)，我被該城的美景迷住了。我們不想錯(cuò)過(guò)中國(guó)城，于是去問(wèn)一位青年如何走到唐人街。 “先到下一個(gè)路燈往左拐，”他說(shuō)，“然后就一直走到你們看不懂路牌就到了?！?
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