圓珠筆和馬
One day a young mother was playing with her five-year-old son. Suddenly he grabbed her ball-point pen
and swallowed it.
"Oh, no !" cried the woman. "We must find a doctor."
She took her son, ran out of the house, ran out of the house, put him in their car, and drove quickly
to the nearest doctor's office. Taking her son by the hand, she rushed into the waiting room and
shouted to the nurse, "I must see the doctor immediately."
"I'm sorry, " said the nurse calmly, "but the doctor is busy." "but the doctor is busy." "But nurse,"
she said, "please! My son just swallowed my ball---point pen!"
"Well, " said the nurse. "I'm terribly sorry, but you'll just have to use a pencil."
一天，一位媽媽正和她五歲的兒子一起還玩耍，突然孩子搶過媽媽的筆，吞了下去。
“啊呀！”， 他媽說，“我們得去找大夫。”
她抱著孩子，沖出屋子，把孩子放在車上，把車子飛速地開到一家最近的診室，沖護士喊道：“我得立刻見大夫。”
“很抱歉，”護士平靜地說，“大夫正忙著哩。”
“可是護士，”她說，“她說，“求你啦，我兒子剛才把我的圓珠筆吞下去了。”
“噢，”護士說，“太遺憾了，你不得不用鉛筆了。”
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