外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹183:火車與汽車(中英)
Teacher: Why does a train run faster than a car?
老師:“為什么火車比汽車快?”
Pupil:Because it has more wheels than a car.
學(xué)生:“因?yàn)榛疖嚨妮喿颖绕嚩唷?rdquo;
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