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外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹184:刮臉(中英)

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Harry: My big brother shaves every day.

哈里:“我哥哥每天都刮臉。”

Henry: My brother shaves fifty times a day.

亨利:“那有什么,我哥哥每天刮SO次臉。”

Harry: Is he crazy?

哈里:“他瘋了嗎?”

Henry: No , he' s a barber.

亨利:“沒有,他是一個理發師。”


 

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