我教老師I Taught the Teacher--雙語幽默笑話
I Taught the Teacher
我教老師
Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
母親問她年幼的兒子：“寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么？”
"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
兒子驕傲地說：“什么都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。”
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