1. 對于結婚

70后：When they mean to marry, they want to marry with a virgin.

80后：As long as we have true love, we do not mind whether she is a virgin or not.

90后：Does marriage need feeling? Do we need marriage?

2. 對于男友

70后：They consort with a man of figure.

80后：We consort with kindred spirit.

90后：我們結交滿身紋身的帥哥！

3. 對于女服務員

70后：They treat waitress badly or molest waitress in word.

80后：We talk with waitress only when we order dishes and square accounts.

90后：Never talk with waitress，只會背后討論她的衣服很土……

4. 對于陌生人

70后：When they stay with strangers, they are used to making conversation with others.

80后：Generally, We don't rap to strangers, don't you feel tired when making conversation？

90后：你誰阿，穿這么土，死開～帥哥，交個朋友好嘛？～

5. 對于聊天

70后：Their topics are limited to work and share.

80后：We have more topics，有英超、魔獸……

90后：QQ等級，QQ秀……

6. 對于工作

70后：Ergasiomania(工作狂)基本上都是70后的.

80后：Refuse to work overtime！

90后：Refuse to work！

7. 對于筆記本

70后：If they have notebook PC，they like using it in public.

80后：We don't bring notebook with us, because it is so heavy.

90后：只要蘋果筆記本，what's more, not only one...

8. 對于領導

70后：Whenever they meet leaders who have no seat, they will stand up.

80后：We advocate superior and subordinate equality.

90后：天上地下，唯我獨尊！

9. 對于老板

70后：They like sitting beside their boss when having dinner.

80后：To feel free, we'd better not sit beside boss.

90后：I'm boss.

10. 對于衣服

70后：喜歡穿七匹狼或者猛龍牌子的衣服.

80后：喜歡OLOMO之類的.

90后：Mendicant clothes，越花越好，越破越好……一個洞fashion，兩個洞tide，三個洞personality......

11. 對于K歌

70后：唱k的時候只會亂吼——例如2002年的第一場雪，然后就拼命拉著人喝酒.

80后：Mic is ours.

90后：We can not only sing, but also dance！

12. 對于周末

70后：They ask client to dinner on weekend.

80后：We play football with friends on weekend.

90后：Every day is weekend！We do whatever we want do.

13. 對于假期

70后：五一、國慶去旅游，然后會在各個景點門口拍下很多V字手勢的照片.

80后：We sleep in home during our holiday, or go singing with friends. We take a picture for view only when traveling.

90后：Every day is holiday....It has nothing to do with canceling May 1st holiday...

14. 對于喝酒

70后：When they drink, they like cheers.

80后：我們能喝多少喝多少，喝不下了，就找人吹瓶！

90后：我不是隨便喝酒的人，我隨便喝起酒來不是人～

15. 對于飲料

70后：They like drinking Red Wine, usually Great Wall Red Wine.

80后：We either do not drink, or drink beer.

90后：Korean fruit juice, Japanese soda...

16 對于拖鞋

70后：When enter their house, you need to take shoes off.

80后：You don't need to take shoes off when you enter our house.

90后：We don't take shoes off even though we go to bed for sleep！

17. 對于外來事物

70后：他們覺得每個Japanese、American、Taiwanese都想攻打中國.

80后：我們喜歡日本的soap drama、臺灣的variety show、美國的大片.

90后：I want to go to Japan，因為我是日系MM……

18 對于戰爭

70后：他們希望中國用nuclear warhead把上面三個國家(地區)都滅了.

80后：We wish peace.

90后：I have nothing to do with it！打仗衣服會降價嗎？那就打唄~~

19 對于財務狀況

70后：They have bank deposit. 存款一族

80后：We are indebted. 負債一族

90后：I have guv! 啃老一族

20. 對于住房位置

70后：把房子買在遠郊，然后每天早上花一個多小時乘車去上班.

80后：In order to sleep a little longer in the morning, we like renting house near company, riding or walking to work every day.

90后：As long as BF likes, anywhere is OK.

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