雙語 笑話 男女大不同
1. SUCCESS 從對成功的定義看……
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
成功的男人就是：掙得永遠(yuǎn)比老婆花得多。
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功的女人就是：能找到上述那樣的老公。
2. FUTURE 從對未來的看法看……
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
女人直到找到老公前都在擔(dān)心未來。
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
男人直到找到老婆后才開始擔(dān)心未來。
3. MARRIAGE 從對婚姻的看法看……
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
女人嫁給一個(gè)男人，希望他能改變，可他不。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! And she does.
男人娶了一個(gè)女人，希望她永遠(yuǎn)不變，可她變了。
4. DRESSING UP 從穿著看……
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
買東西，澆花，倒垃圾，接電話，讀書和取信的時(shí)候，女人都會打扮。
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
看到男人穿的正式點(diǎn)，那不是去婚禮就是去葬禮。
5. NATURAL 從容貌的真實(shí)度看……
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
男人起床后和上床前看起來差不多。
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
女人過了一晚上的容顏會變糟。
6. NAMES 從朋友間的稱呼看……
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
如果勞瑞，琳達(dá)，伊麗莎白和芭芭拉出去吃飯，她們會互相稱呼彼此為勞瑞，琳達(dá)，伊麗莎白和芭芭拉。
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
如果馬克，克里斯，埃里克和湯姆出去吃飯，他們會親切地稱對方為胖子，怪獸，傻瓜和刺兒頭。
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