中英雙語笑話:庸醫(yī) A Bad Doctor

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A Bad Doctor
A man walked into a doctor's examining room.

　　"Put out your tongue," the doctor said.

　　The man put out his tongue and the doctor said.

　　"0. K. You can put your tongue back now. " the doctor said. "it's clear what's wrong with you . You need more exercise."

　　"But, doctor, " the man said. "I don't think--"

　　" Don't tell I me what you think, " the doctor said 揑 am the doctor, not you. I know what you need. I see hundreds of people like you. None of them get any exercise. They sit in offices all day and in front of the television in the evening. What you need is to walk quickly for at least 20 minutes a day. "

　　"Doctor, you don't understand," the patient said "I -"

　　"I don't want to hear any excuses, " the doctor said. "You must find time for exercise. If you don't, you will get fat and have health problems when you are older. "

　　"But I walk every clay," the patient said.

　　"Oh, yes, and I know what kind of walking that is. You walk a few feet to the train station from your house, a few more feet from the station to your office , and a few more feet from your office to a restaurant for lunch and back. That's not real walking. I'm talking about a walk in the park for twenty minutes every day. "

　　Please listen to me, doctor! " the patient shouted, getting angry with this doctor who thought he knew everything.

　　"I'm a mailman," the patient went on, "and I walk for seven hours every day. "

　　For a moment the doctor was silent, then he said quietly, "Put your tongue out again, will you?"

庸醫(yī)

　　一人走進(jìn)一家診所。

　　“伸出舌頭，”醫(yī)生說。

　　那人伸出舌頭，醫(yī)生很快地看了一下。

　　“好了，把舌頭縮回去吧。”醫(yī)生說，“你的病因很明顯。你需要更多的運(yùn)動(dòng)。”

　　“但是，醫(yī)生，”那人說，“我不認(rèn)為----”

　　“不要告訴我你認(rèn)為怎么樣，”醫(yī)生說，“我是醫(yī)生，不是你。我知道你需要什么。我看過數(shù)以百計(jì)的你這樣的病人。他們沒有一個(gè)人鍛煉過。他們整天坐在辦公室里，晚上就坐在電視機(jī)前。你所需要的是每天至少快跑20分鐘。”

　　“醫(yī)生，你不知道，”病人說，“我----”

　　“我不想聽任何理由。”醫(yī)生說，“你應(yīng)該抽出時(shí)間來運(yùn)動(dòng)。如果你不鍛煉，那么當(dāng)你老的時(shí)候，你就會(huì)變得很胖，并且有健康問題。”