她的婚姻是由她的未出世的寶寶決定的
The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom, one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly. Her mother's marriage was arranged by her grandparents, but her sister has broken the tradition.
"How?" I asked.
"Her marriage was arranged by her unborn baby."
"What do you mean?" I was puzzled.
"She had to get married because of her premarital pregnancy, "She explained in embarrassment.
前不久,一個(gè)中國(guó)人告訴我一個(gè)人的婚姻必須遵循父母之命這個(gè)傳統(tǒng)習(xí)慣行事,他母親的婚姻是由外祖父母安排,但是她的姐姐打破了這個(gè)傳統(tǒng).
"怎么回事兒?"我問(wèn).
"她的婚姻是由她的未出世的寶寶決定的."
"什么意思?"我大惑不解.
"她必須結(jié)婚因?yàn)樗椿橄仍?"她很尷尬地解釋道.
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