每日一笑（1.9）
辯護(hù)
“Your Honor,” the accused hit-and run driver’s lawyer pleaded, “that man who was injured must have been careless. My client is an experienced driver of more than 20 years.”
“If experience is the issue here,” the other attorney countered, “my client has been walking for over fifty years.”
“大人，”被告逃逸司機(jī)的律師辯護(hù)說(shuō)，“那個(gè)受傷的人一定是自己粗心。我的當(dāng)事人是一個(gè)有20多年駕齡的老手。”
“如果這里的問(wèn)題在于經(jīng)驗(yàn)的話(huà)，”另一位律師說(shuō)，“我的當(dāng)事人已有了50多年的走齡了。”
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