外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹11:人們什么時候說話最少? (中英)
Student A: When do people talk least?
學生甲: 人們在什么時候說話最少?
Student B: In February.
學生乙: 在二月。
Student A: Why?
學生甲: 為什么呢?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
學生乙: 因為二月是一年中最短的一個月。
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