趣味圖片英語笑話：marriage 婚姻（雙語）
...and then i read in a magazine, that kate middleton is pregnant,which is very exciting! i hope the baby will look extremely cute on photos ...i also read somewhere that diana ross is going to release a new album ...
我在一本雜志上讀到，凱特王妃懷孕了，真的激動人心！ 我希望這個小孩在相片上看起來可愛些 我也想讀到戴愛娜將要出新唱片了
leonard had hoped-for that their marriage only lasted until deatha did them part
萊納德希望他們的婚姻在他們死亡時就結束了
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