The Wrong Kind of Doctor
There was a lady who went to see a doctor, and the doctor said,
"Sit down, Ma'am. What's the matter with you? Can you tell me
what's wrong?" And t...
Hard to Believe信不信由你 Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed. 貓狗和人一樣也有左、右撇子之分； The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump! 大象是唯一一...
One guy to another，“Last week I took the first step towards getting divorced.” “Did you see a lawyer？” “No，I got married.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注...
Inside the operating room, the patient was very nervous. He said to the doctor, "Doc., I'm so scared. It's my first operation." The doctor said, "Yes, yes, I understand exactly how you feel be...
A man walked into a doctor's examining room. “Put out your tongue，” the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. “0. K. You can put your tongue back now. ” the...
A married couple， both avid golfers， were discussing the future one night. “Honey，” the wife said， “if I were to die and you were to remarry， would you two live in this house？” “I suppose so...
One Point
Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row...
One day a little girl came home from school，and said to her mother，“Mommy，today in school I was punished for something that I didn‘t do.” The mother exclaimed，“But that‘s terrible！I’m goin...
From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands."Who is it on that island?" a passenger asks the capt...
Two cowboy ranchers in Texas，they each had their own horse，but they could never tell them apart. So the first cowboy said，“I‘ve got it！”The second cowboy said“What？”“I’ll shave the main on m...
