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　　Inside the operating room, the patient was very nervous. He said to the doctor, "Doc., I'm so scared. It's my first operation." The doctor said, "Yes, yes, I understand exactly how you feel because it's my first, too."

　　有一位病人，在手術房里面很緊張，他跟醫生說：「醫生，我好害怕，這是我第一次開刀。」醫生說：「沒錯！沒錯！我完全了解你的感受，因為我也是第一次！」

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