雙語笑話 Freudian slip—手誤

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The sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church bulletin intended to say "Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blind to see." But in what might have been a classic Freudian slip, the sentence read　　"Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blond to see."

【中文譯文】
我的教堂板報的感恩節感言原來想寫的是“感謝您，我的主，為如此多我們熟視無睹的奇跡”。不過，我們看到的卻是一個算得上是經典的手誤，“感謝您，我的主，為如此多我們由于太傻而無法看到的奇跡”。

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