我真的不認(rèn)為我應(yīng)該得零分
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."
"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."
“教授，我在這次考試中已經(jīng)盡我所能了，我真的不認(rèn)為我應(yīng)該得零分。”
“我也覺得你不應(yīng)該，但是這是我能給你的最低分?jǐn)?shù)了。
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