在地圖上找出美國(guó)北部。
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria!
老師:瑪麗亞,在地圖上找出美國(guó)北部。
瑪麗亞:它在這里!
老師:正確。
班:瑪麗亞!
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