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I Want Her to go Nuts

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  Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."

  "But you're not wearing any of those things."

  "I know," said Mrs. Flinders." It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry."

  Notes:

  (1) to have her portrait painted讓人給她畫像 to have sth done.要(讓)別人做某事

  (2) portrait n.肖像

  (3) earring n. 耳環(huán)

  (4) emerald n.祖母綠

  (5) bracelets n.手鐲

  (6) ruby n.紅寶石

  (7) pendant n.垂環(huán)

  (8) go nuts = go mad發(fā)瘋

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