那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事6：心理醫生
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
psychiatrist
心理醫生
jerry went to a psychiatrist. "doc," he said, "l've got trouble.every time i get into bed, i think there's somebody under it. l'm going crazy!" "just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. "come to me three times a week, and l'ii cure your fears." "how much do you charge?" one hundred dollars per visit. " i'll sleep on it, " said jerry. six months later the doctormet jerry on the street. "why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.¨for a hundred bucks a visit? the bartender cured me for$10．"" is that so! how?"¨he told me to cut the legs off the bed! ain't nobody under there now!!!"
杰瑞去看心理醫生。¨醫生，我有些不對勁。每次睡覺的時候，我都感覺有人在床下。我要瘋了i…‘給我一年時間，¨醫生說，“每周來三次，我會治好你。¨¨怎么收費呢？”¨每次一百美元。…‘我會認真考慮的。¨杰瑞答道。六個月后醫生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，¨為什么你再也沒來呢？¨醫生問。¨一次一百塊錢嗎？有個酒吧服務生收了十塊錢就把我治好了。真的？他怎么做到的？”他讓我把床腿鋸掉。現在那兒沒人了！
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