經(jīng)理把我叫到他的辦公室
At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.
After listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal screams, hysterical laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, "Asking for a raise again?"
在我工作的廣播站，經(jīng)理把我叫到他的辦公室，預(yù)覽新的音響，我們正考慮購(gòu)買(mǎi)。他關(guān)上了門(mén)，所以我們不會(huì)打擾外面辦公室的人。聽(tīng)了幾個(gè)常規(guī)的音響效果，我們開(kāi)始播放低的呻吟，發(fā)狂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，懇求和槍聲。當(dāng)我打開(kāi)門(mén)通過(guò)經(jīng)理的秘書(shū)，她抬起頭問(wèn)道，“又要求加薪了？”
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