當你的朋友來聞花香的時候
Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈）on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that rice?"
The Japanese replied, "When your friend comes to smell his flowers."
兩個美國人在一個朋友的墓前獻上鮮花，這時他們看到附近一個日本人在朋友的墓前放了一些米飯。一個美國人問道：“你覺得你的朋友什么時候能來吃這些米飯呢？”
日本人答道：“當你的朋友來聞這些花香的時候?！?/p>
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