絕配
A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.
Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
Years later, he retires and turns the business over to his son.″Dad,″says the son,″there's something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly？″
″Son,″the father replies,″I painted the vase.″
有位貴婦為擁有一個珍稀古董花瓶而深以為榮，甚至執意把臥室也要漆成和花瓶一樣的顏色。有幾位漆匠來試著調配底色，但沒一個能調到讓這個乖僻女人足夠滿意的程度。
最后來了位漆匠，聲稱有把握能調出合適的顏色。結果女人很滿意，漆匠也一舉成名。
若干年后，漆匠退休，把生意交給兒子。
“爸，”兒子說，“有件事我非弄明白不可，您是怎么把那幾面墻刷成和花瓶顏色完全一致的？”
“孩子啊，”父親答道，“我把那花瓶給漆了一遍。”
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