阻止一場(chǎng)打架
打架
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
媽媽:弗雷迪,你的臉為什么那么紅?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
弗雷迪:我剛才在大街上奔跑，為了阻止一場(chǎng)打架。
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
媽媽:你做的對(duì),是誰(shuí)和誰(shuí)在打架？
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
弗雷迪:我和杰克·史密斯.
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