那我有什么 雙語笑話
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands.
大手
老師：如果我左手上有7個桔子，右手上有8個桔子。那么我有什么？
學(xué)生：大手。
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