A big head
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one - use you hat."
大腦袋
“所有的小朋友都拿我取樂，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋?！?/p>
“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說?！澳愕哪X袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去到店里買10磅土豆來?！?/p>
“兜子在哪呢？”
“我沒有兜子――就用你的帽子吧。”
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