那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事157：人們什么時(shí)候說(shuō)話量少？
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事
When do people talk least?
人們什么時(shí)候說(shuō)話量少？
Student A:When do people talk least?
學(xué)生甲：人們?cè)谑裁磿r(shí)候說(shuō)話最少？
Student B：In February．
學(xué)生乙：在二月。
Student A：Why?
學(xué)生甲：為什么呢？
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of the year.
學(xué)生乙：因?yàn)槎率且卉娭凶疃痰囊粋€(gè)月。
單詞＆詞組
rescue 營(yíng)救，救援
rsward 報(bào)酬，獎(jiǎng)賞
chuck （隨便或貿(mào)然地）扔，拋
plum 李子，梅子
anxiocx 焦急的，憂慮的
blurt 突然說(shuō)出，脫口而出
why hasn詛kn this long,是It takes sb. some time to do sth. 句式的變體。
incredulously 不肯輕信地
知道不知道
有一首童謠是這樣唱的：
30 days hath September, April,June,and November.
All the rest have 31
but February's the shortest one.
With 28 days most of the time
until Leap Year gives us 29.
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