Oboe jokes
Q： How do you get five oboes in tune？
A： Shoot four of them.
Q： What are burning oboes used for？
A： To set bassoons on fire.
Q： Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation？
A： Because most oboes are full of holes.
Q： How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat？
A： Steal his batteries.
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