蘑菇與毒蕈
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
蘑菇與毒蕈
年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢？
年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。
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